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This -- Oh, well, he's bones now.
Maybe he knew more about acid,
Whoa, do you know who I am?!
Come on. Show him the crystals, Morty.
I don't wanna talk about it!The NAACP, GamerGate...
Johnny Carson's still alive and on the air,
I'm not talking about that!
What? What is this?
Oh!
♪ Boy, don't you know
I think I'm ready to deal with the world now.
But I think you invented
at the moment of parallel determination.
Bold move, Morty Smith. But can you deliver?
How could that have been painless?
♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪
Simple exchange, not even really an adventure.
You're living too fast morty!
I don't pay for your friendship, Heroin Keith.
and placed a vat of fake acid amongst the real ones.
The marshmallows are the best part!
♪♪
I don't respect time travel.
Big man, big genius. Big lonely drunk.
Especially those times.
Yes, with math, anything is possible.
but his AI hologram is fuckin' his own pee hole.
♪♪
I failed. I can't make it.