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I overplayed my interest in her lifestyle
♪♪
You were right, Morty. [ Sighs ]
Oh, my God, here we go.
Our next guest, ah, gave us,
take that ladle, grab a spoonful,
His ass is on fire from Xenon fluid,
We're pretty good listeners, boss.
Or maybe I'll just kill you. What?
Oh, what a tragedy.
Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
maybe it's like the most painless way to go.
It is! Please, he's just a little boy!
yes, Morty, I saw it on "Futurama."
so that only one Morty did them.
in great scientific detail, how it all works...
Morty, wanting a dragon isn't an idea.
Oh, God. What do I do?
No such thing as a bad idea?
That might be why I've been so aggressive and unfair
Look at the size of the bones on that rat!
Ever!
I beseech your nasty little asses
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Fuck you, Morty!Fuck you!
Looks like I'll be eating ass flambé.
You just did it. Over and over.
And then little Tommy FlimFlam's
Take a good look, spank it!
Kiss the vat.
I don't do time travel.
Aw, man. Oh!
I'M GONNA FUCKING ADD YOU
What -- What do I do?Oof, well, I'm stumped.