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Okay, you need to sign this release form.
But I know how good you are, and I know how much this means to you.
-Stop being such a Barbie. -What did you say to me? What?
-Dog's gotta eat. -Well, so do I. I'm hungry.
(SCOFFS)
ANNOUNCER: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Pipe Masters
-What? -I'm glad I'm here.
I just... I didn't know if that was your room or not.
Okay.
What are you doing?
"So, I Can See Your Boobs! -Great."
-LENA: One hundred and fifty bucks. -Let's go surfing, big daddy.
Hey, sweetie. Why don't you come over here and help me out a little bit?
ANNE МАRIE: Drew!
as these girls take on the deadliest waves in the world.
She gets free clothes, boards, watches, sunglasses.
You remember that Supeman episode
(CAR DOOR OPENING)
And what happens when I just paddle out and I don't take off in a single wave?
-(CHUCKLING) What, from the maid? -Yeah. Right.
So that's it? You gonna go run off and be a pro-ho, huh?
It's not who she is.
(ANNE МАRIE GROANS)
Go!
WOМАN 1: Oh, God! Matt and the maid. It's classic.
(HAWAIIAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
Whoo!
(LAUGHS) To do what?
-Definitely. -All right.
-Relax, bro. -You kicked his ass.
-Whoa! -Ahh!
There's, like, $1 ,000 here. I feel like your pimp.
(SCOFFS) Fun?
You'll get flown all around the world,
They don't pay good money to be scolded by a housekeeper.
They had to throw up some bullshit rule barring you from the boys' contest.
(LAUGHING)
You can pick up your last check next week. Surf's up, Anne Marie.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Gets her on the sled and out of harm's way.
Whoa!
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-LENA: What's up, Tamayo? -Hey. How's it, girls?
You whipped me in way too deep, and you need to kick out earlier.
(SCREAMING)
I got you. Hang on.
She's way behind, but she's still gonna try to put it on the line.
-That was so good. -That was incredible.
LENA: You should just send her to military school.
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
Oh, my God.
and a touchdown.
-Yeah, I play some football. -That's right, huh?
Look, Anne Marie Chadwick. Picture.
LENA: Okay, hurry, hurry, hurry!
-You just try that. -I like girls that are rough and soft inside.
Okay, everybody. As the Ski comes up on the beach, please give them some room.
PENNY: Hey, it's my turn. EDEN: You got beat.
I'm way out of my league.
-That was insane! -Yeah!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-LENA: Anne Marie! -What?
-You don't trust anybody, do you? -Can I? Can I trust you?
МАLE SURFER 1: What the hell was that?
-Are you psyched? -Yeah, totally.
Are you feeling better?
You'll still have plenty of time to get pregnant and go on welfare.
As a reminder, our Pro Bowl guests are arriving today.
-We'll play rip off the tourist. -We're not ripping anyone off.
-Aw! Come on, Leilani. It's breakfast. -Yeah.
-Sexually, she means. -All right.
What's up? How you living, man?
A Barbie? What is your problem?
Look, I hate to be the buzzkill here,
-LENA: I bought food for Sammi. -It's not even our dog, Lena.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
-They love bringing that up, huh? -That was three years ago.
ANNOUNCER: Anne Marie's taking a heavy beating out there.
Only if you're gentle.
ANNE МАRIE: Let's go! PENNY: Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.
(SNIFFLING)
HITTING YOUR HEAD ON SUPERBAD
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
She paddles for it. Doesn't quite get it.
when you're on vacation!
-Wait your turn, honey. -Okay.
WOМАN 3: And get some of that $1 0 million a year.
-Hey, Anne Marie. -Hi.
Oh! Don't say that. That's not real Hawaii. They're just... They're just crazy.
ANNOUNCER: Not that she probably cares right now, but the judges' score just came in
Brah? What you tellin me brah?
(SURFER WHOOPING)
You know what? Fine.
(GASPS)
-Taught anybody? -Yeah, how to surf.
No ditching.