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(LAUGHING)
What the hell is she doing?
Sorry.
Harder. There you go.
-Don't throw it away on this guy. -ANNE МАRIE: Eden!
If you tell me be the girl on the beach right now,
-(LENA SHRIEKING) -EDEN: It's a condom.
(CHEERING)
Pen! Pen?
and you'll get sponsored just like her.
EDEN: Turn it up.
-So the glass slipper fit, huh? -I even went in the pool.
(INHALES SHARPLY) That's gotta hurt.
-What are you doing? -What?
-It's my room. -Yeah. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
>>[. Leslie. ] WHAT UP, GIRL? WHERE IS PARKING AROUND HERE?
(MEN LAUGHING)
He'll set you up with a sponge board and some baby waves.
What about the bags in her boobs?
I got it!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
(GASPING)
-Really? -Yeah.
Whoo! Yeah!
It seems crazy.
What?
They think you're some great hockey player or something like that.
KEALA: Here comes the set.
Where you going, Anne Marie? You too good for us?
Hi. Welcome to the Lanakai.
Watch your kids, watch your belongings. The water is coming over the berm.
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
They're carrying the backboard down. This isn't good.
-What? -How much?
(LAUGHING)
ANNOUNCER: She sets herrail. Makes the drop. Textbook.
Shit!
(CHUCKLING SOFTLY)
I'd love to talk to you about being on our team.
-Be careful, Pen. -All right.
-Oh, my God. -LENA: Yeah, right.
but they're gonna have their hands full today.
(SCREAMING)
I know what I am, and I'm fine with it.
You need to grow up.
-You guys are going tonight? No. What time? -LENA: Go, go, go!
Thank you.
And I was just wondering if the Denny's waitress felt the same way.
-Why not? -Because he already paid me.
PENNY: I'm checking it.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(EXCLAIMS) Almost.
-Yes! Yeah! -There you go! Good job, Matt! Whoo!
МАTT: How about this one here? ANNE МАRIE: No, this one's not a wave.
-No problem. -That's a cute top.
-We did not. We were not 14. -More like 1 2.
Why don't you follow me over to the peak, actually get you into one.
Loves charging big waves and has taken first place at Teahupoo,
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
ANNE МАRIE: Bail, bail, bail!
What? I'm... You're good. I'm just saying they're, like, really good.
-We gotta get it done. It's just the way it is. -It's so sick.
ANNE МАRIE: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-I'm not cleaning that up. -We have to do it.
Hey! What's this horseshit on-the-sandbar crap?
Whoo!
(ALL LAUGHING)
-I'll have to call you back. -Shit!
Nothing.
CRUISE READY
-ANNE МАRIE: Please! What are you doing? -You want some of this?
So out there by herself is Lynette MacKenzie,
Penny?
-Twenty bucks an hour. -$20?
half the island's gonna have us sleeping together by tomorrow morning,
who apparently isn't so cool with the kid's menu, you know what I mean?
She'll get some kind of score for it.
and drag you in there with me, huh?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
that they need to be dry-cleaned.
is more important than school, we gotta make other arrangements.
-What the hell are you doing? -I don't know, Matt. What am I doing?
-Maybe then, you know. -And then you get yourself a little upgrade.
Freaking nasty Thats what it is
-Can I have your autograph? -That was insane.
-I was just driving by. -Okay.
I guess so, then, 'cause I quit. I quit!
Starts to paddle. She's going for it.
-Looks different at night. -Yeah, it's pretty nice.
-Where's Anne Marie? -Who cares? Let me play.
You're not a quitter. You're just scared.