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Girls, I'm hot. Come on. Let's go snorkeling or something.
and you don't go.
Don't take the first wave of the set. Third wave looks the best.
'Cause I don't care if I make a fool out of myself,
-Does she? -You know it.
-ANNE МАRIE: What is this? -I don't know, like, 70, 60...
It's my favorite, too.
-It's double overhead. -What?
(GRUNTS)
-Are you done with your excuses now? -I want to go in.
So, come on. Follow me.
I'm way out of my league
Let's go, man.
-You going back out there? -Yep.
Just get in the car. Seriously, stop it. Walk away.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-I wanted platinum, but... -At least it's an eight.
-МАTT: Whoa! Hop on. -(LAUGHING)
So, Chadwick all alone by herself out there, yet to even score a ride.
-Thank you. -Good luck.
I'm gonna bury you, girl.
EDEN: They think they can get away with anything.
-What? -Well, if she's fired, I quit.
We've got that high-surf advisory in effect for the north and northwest-facing shores.
PENNY: Okay, got my noodles. Let's go.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
(LAUGHING)
Because I'm scared shitless of women.
Pipe is in three days. Every single sponsor is here.
ANNE МАRIE: It was gross! It was disgusting!
Whoo!
It smells good on you.
-Excuse us, please. -EDEN: Excuse us.
I
Don't mind us.
-Get out of my face. -I'm not kidding!
What's up, little mama? Little surf baby.
Looks like Chadwick and Kennelly are just paddling for the peak.
-Where are you from, you honky? -Drew, stop it.
I'm all you have right now!
-Yes. -Oh, that was insane.
Tell Eden she's a hottie. Hook me up.
Welcome to the arena, girl. Let's get you into something big.
МАN ON PHONE: Room service. Can I help you?
Jimmy, are you kidding me?
Five grand every time she's on the cover.
(DIAL TONE)
-Help me. I'm stuck. Help me! -GUEST: Hello? Anyone in there?
You were so amazing. Oh, my God, are you okay?
(AUDIENCE CATCALLING)
-(CRACKING) -Ah!
the entire surf media, looking to find the next surf sensation.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Uh, let's see. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Let's go and catch one of those big ones.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
No, really. It's not my wife. Look, it's my niece.
My first NFL game, I got blindsided by Warren Sapp,
-EDEN: Put some gloves on. -Get it off!
Anybody in room 21 5?
-You're seriously gonna fire all of us? -No, I'm firing you.
It's the coconut wireless. Yeah.
-That's what I want. -Well, do it.
-That's very serious. -It's great. Yeah.
(GASPING)
Hey, you should check out the boards.
-Pipe... Line. -Pipeline.
-So, meet us at the shower at 7:45? -Okay.
I am not snorkeling with this hair. Give me a break.
I thought you were right behind us.
Pada Be Pota with BEARGLOVE!!!
This one's yours, right here. Don't blow it, or I ain't gonna help you anymore.
If you don't watch out, I'll make sure you drown out there.
PENNY: I don't care about the money. Anything is better than this.
-Check those Jet Skis out. -So fun.
The boys were spinning. Remember that?
Where are you?
It's not weird. You can go.
-I'm gonna kick your ass. -(CHUCKLING)
-He likes those cheap, little... -Cheap Barbie... (GASPS)
For some reason, Chadwick has yet to even ride a wave.
I'm the housekeeper of your room.
Actually, my sister's daughter, Rebecca. There she is.
(MOUTHING)
All right. Start paddling! Paddle! Go! Go!
you could have made that wave.
(SIGHING)
PENNY: Thanks for the ride.
-Pen. Pen, come on. Get up. Penny. Get up. -Mmm.
You go up the elevator. I'll go up the back way, so it's, like, inconspicuous.
(EXHALING)
(GASPS)
but it should clean up as the winds pick up.
EDEN: Geez, stop picking on her, dude.
Why don't you crawl back into the cave you came from?
(COUGHS)
Put your head in the center. Lean forward. Hula hands! Come on! Go!
(EXCLAIMING)