Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's wasn't my fault. He abducted me and forced me to eat blueberry waffles.
She goes on anything. And she goes like the men out here.
Oh, she got so worked.
You know what, Mr. Pukui?
Water patrol’s checking on her. Looks like she's okay.
She's setting her line. Breezing to make it out.
Just be the girl I met on the beach.
I know! Those masks leave the worst marks on your face.
Da Dun Da Dun! TaDaaa!
(SIGHING) You guys, don't quit. We need to make rent.
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ANNE МАRIE: All right. Next time, you're paddling.
-Get out of my face, Eden. -You gonna prove these guys right?
This is bullshit.
-ALL: Aloha, Chief Poon Daddy! -Aloha, Chief Poon Daddy!
No, I know you got rocked out there, just like I did.
I got you! I got you! Hold on.
Cut body and a nice cutback.
-Yeah, you sleep. -Okay.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
МАLE SURFER 3: Come on! МАLE SURFER 2: Paddle! Paddle! Paddle!
Management gets call from irate wife
Sugar wugar.
-and run away with some guy I just met. -Shut up, Eden. I'm not kidding.
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(CAR DRIVING AWAY)
You know, I'm doing the best I can do. That's all I can say.
Gotta go. I gotta go.
Oh, my God. What's wrong?
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(RINGING)
(SCOFFING) I'm sure you did. How much am I supposed to buy that for?
[ Car alarm drozling ]
(SURFERS WHOOPING)
-You're wearing nut huggers. -LESLIE: Some might call them that.
LENA: Ugh!
God!
ANNOUNCER: Pretty much an impossible score at this point.
wondering why maid is in husband's room at 2:00 in the morning.
-You got schooled by the maid. -But you don't have to clean your room
-So, I can see your boobs! -Great.
Kate Skarratt's going on this one. She's paddling. Gets to her feet.
(SIGHING)
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МАN ON PHONE: Hey, how's it, wave riders? It’s hump day. Wednesday, February 3rd.
He likes your little some-some. A little loving one night...
You're the one who made Mom leave! You were screwing up all the time!
It’s dangerous out there. The water patrol already has their hands full,
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
here at Banzai Pipeline, on the North Shore of Oahu.
(CHUCKLING)
-On three? -One, two, three.
da-da-da-da
Come on. Get back out here! One more time!
-All right. -LENA: Ew! Sick!
Where you going?
SUPERVISOR: I don't care what they did.
Man, that girl could rip.
Go, Anne Marie! Paddle in!
-No, no, no, no. Sleep in. -Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah. Don't worry about it.
-Takes the bottom turn. -She's fierce, man.
You can go ahead and wait in the competitor's area.
(CHUCKLING)
(SIGHS IRRITABLY) Damn it. Penny?
Look, all I'm saying is that if you can't handle this,
Come on. Let's go, everybody. Totally freaky!
Fluff your bangs up a little bit. Just a little bit more attitude in there.
-You know those guys? -Yeah, I do. We gotta go.
-What? -LENA: How much?
How many sisters you got, Minnesota?
What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
-Can you glue it back together? -No.
Yeah.
Mmm. These are so good. You didn't save me any whipped cream, though.
Whoa!
Chick thinks she can charge Pipe. That's cool. You think she can surf it for real?
WOМАN 4: She was from Denny's. I knew she looked familiar.
(LAUGHING)
-I don't know. I'm kind of lost. -LENA: Go get him, go get him!
and rewarded her a 4.6 for the last ride,
The water patrol needs some space to work on Kate Skarratt,
So, right now, this is the best arrangement I can do.
-Get it off, Anne Marie! It's stuck! -What?
Like that wave, huh? Next one's yours.
You want to go out there?
-Uh, no. Why? -'Cause I'm in training.
Oh, yeah, I don't think so. You can go for it, though.
This isn't Pipe. Pipe's over there.
ANNE МАRIE: What happened to the five bucks I gave you yesterday?
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How is it out there?
-Champagne? How cheesy are you? -Shut up!
and you can spend the rest of your heat just trying to...
-Shit! -What are you doing?
Come on, little hooch.
(EXCLAIMS)
What a waste of wave.
Assholes who think that you can't surf Pipe because you don't have the balls!
All right. Do I have a surf lesson tomorrow?
(LAUGHING)
I'm tired of holding my breath, Eden.
Come on. That's his style.
-Sounds a little bit too familiar. -Leave me alone!
They're so protective of their land and their waves, especially.
-No problem. -Ooh! You got schooled by the maid, homie.