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You wanna borrow a wife?
I thought we were trying to help her find a job.
It's the first restaurant I've ever been in...
Stanley, I asked you about my allowance.
You want a beer, Jack? No, thanks. That's fine.
Why don't I go call the manager? He's a good friend of mine.
You want another beer?
I want you right here. You do?
Eating out at all those fabulous restaurants every night.
Jack, will you just stay out of this? I got enough trouble...
Do you girls know anything about marriage?
You want another beer? Why would she wanna take a job?
Mmm. This is good. Want a taste?
Didn't you think it was sexy?
Sure. I don't want my wife to work.
She was talking about this guy who was asking her for a date. Guy? A date?
Why don't you have a little seat here for a minute? How come you don't want a job?
Sadness depart, leave gladness in my heart. Say that.
Wouldn't you rather be independent and be your own person?
Oh, hi, Mr. Roper.