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when you put a crooked screw into the wall and you wanna take it out?
I'm just so thankful that he didn't take me seriously.
That's the way it is. You can't do anything about it.
I think that soup was made with sulfuric acid.
you will tell him what a beautiful, glorious, successful day you had at work.
Hey, good for you.
Oh, Jack, don't exaggerate.
Look, fellas. Hey! Quit pulling!
So, how's your day been without Mrs. Roper?
I don't think he could see anything.
I meant downstairs. I was asking Stanley to raise my allowance.
Or, some with too much pepper and not enough ketchup or salt.
It'll keep you off your feet.
Like, when I'm reading, nobody barges into the bathroom and disturbs me.
[ Doorbell Rings ] Come in. The door's open.
You shouldn't be. It was a very good question.
I think I'll get down on my knees and beg his forgiveness.
If you want some more money for something, just ask me.
You unscrew it? That's right.
Oh, sure. I'll get it for you. Thanks.
that I met Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?
Where are you going? Downstairs to wait for my dinner.
and live happily ever after, and everything they do is legal.
Jack, wait a minute. Wait, wait.