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but nothing equalled his hard line on snow.

No! Put away the word processor. I am not writing my college essay.

And then I read this essay.

So, let me get this straight.

At this point, very little surprises me.

It's embarrassing having your mom as your hero.

ADULT ADAM: Murray Goldberg had a lot of dumb dad rules,

- No way. I'm your hero. - No!

- Dad? - You okay?

Stay strong. We're untouchable in here.

and Adam would definitely want to ski with Crispin Glover.

I'm Erica's hero. Me, baby, me!

ADULT ADAM: My sister had finally finished her new college essay

ADULT ADAM: And she wouldn't. For 10 minutes.

he realized there's much more to being a father

You're gonna yell at us when we get home, aren't you?

ADAM: I have off school today, for it had snowed.

of why they were so important in the first place.

Yes, many times.

I take back every single word I wrote.

- (PRINTER CLICKING) - Please, stop that horrible printing sound!