Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That woman finding out that she's my hero
is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
Absolutely not!
I resent you so much right now.
in Goldberg history.
that's been gifted to me by the universe.
rush downstairs, grab your radio and pray to the snow gods.
The one who oppresses us by ruling over the popcorn,
- Balls! Balls! - I hate everything!
Stop laughing! Stop laughing at me right now!
ADULT ADAM: It was snow day, 1980-something,
I told you dumbasses to shovel the walk!
William Penn Academy, open.
(BOTH LAUGH)
hidden in Erica's room, and I need to tell someone,
to be as strong and confident and passionate as you are.
REPORTER: William Penn Academy, closed.
You're physically trapped in the house with me,
Come on. That's not true.
Yay! It's me! I am he, and he is me.
All right! Come on down and see it!
"Describe a personal hero who's changed the course of your life."
I like what I'm hearing.
and we were ready to take it up a notch.
REPORTER: Abington High, closed. Germantown West, closed...
So, it makes perfect sense that you would want to bring your hero. Me.
Icicles aren't deadly. They're refreshing and delicious.
But yet you love me, quote, more than anyone.
ADULT ADAM: Turns out we would need our dad... Just way sooner than expected.
do you recall when you told me there would be a time
(LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
Ugh!
Did it ever occur to you that Erica hid that essay