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ADULT ADAM: As Erica's secret was out,
You're not trying to help me.
Sky knives! They kill a billion people a year!
it is none of your business who my hero is.
I can't move my arms! My arms are stuck!
and I won't help you.
ADULT ADAM: Every time, it was the same heartbreak.
my sister was doing everything she could to avoid our mom.
That's just the first floor.
Bevy! Where's my tin of holiday popcorn?
Because in the end, nothing keeps you warm
feels like all the time.
That's 'cause it's colder in this house
with my ski gogs on. (CLICKS TONGUE)
He's shimmying!
Oh, I touched the white cheddar but good.
Trust me, there will be a time
and my sister was seizing the day.
And your hero. I'm sure you want me to tag along.
that would change everything.
This must be what the other Adam Goldberg in school
I mean, for giving me the idea to write about myself.
God, you ruin everything!
he'd want to bring his hero, Chuck Norris,
if I had failed as a mother, but now I know the truth.
They're knives that can fall from the sky at any moment.
Dude, you're unbelievable.
I'd come to you in desperate need?
But don't worry, I can be cool.
with an attached bath, butler's quarters, a dojo,
A vampire draining your human sprite?
you shouldn't need some essay to know that you really are my hero.
You got it, pal.
eating our smoked fish?
How are your arms stuck? It's snow. It's soft.
- Mom, stop. - Let's brainstorm.
my mom was cleaning Erica's room.
Which iron-on should I put on my purple jumpsuit?