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All right, now you're starting to creep me out.
oh shit it's cum aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(MEOWING)
I'm gonna parcel my anger out over the next few days and weeks,
Wait a minute, everyone! There's your Christmas.
That Homer just burns my waffles.
You've made that promise before.
I've smudged it with nacho fingers. I must deftly lick it off.
I think that's "drop."
(GROWLING)
Well, actually I picked up some extra cash
Oh, thank goodness. Rescue dogs.
Yes, I'm old.
Dad, you don't have to outdo Mister Flanders.
For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
From now on, I will stop being selfish and start being good.
Come on.
I see you're expecting. May I listen to the baby's heartbeat?
Uh... Woo-hoo!
And from all of us, best wishes for a joyous holiday season.
That's the birthday I'm always forgetting! I must have it!
That evil old bone bag smelling of death, nose like a vulture,
Colombia's main export is coffee.
Glory to the new born King
Hey!
Hark the Herald Angels sing
(SCREECHING)
"'for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy
That thing for me!
But we're probably right. Amen.
(LAUGHS)
(ALL EXCLAIM IN AWE)