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don't make eye contact with anyone,

Just like the pope.

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My champions League draw is worst than my old draw

You can't pray on city property!

I will be testing my smoke alarm for the next three hours.

(GRUNTS IN ANGER)

That's a very violent image, Lisa.

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Who am I kidding? I ain't gonna jump.

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

WOMAN: Some jerk stole Christmas!

Your present is right in the other room...

Rafael is awesome

I'm gonna be the nicest man this world has ever seen.

featuring a current baseballer.

I was looking for Homer Simpson's house!

One problem at a time, boy.

ASTROLABE: Today is the birthday of comedienne Margaret Cho.

And here's another act of Christian charity I pulled out of my butt.

But I'm afraid you're a distant second this week.

Let's just say that on this day a million years ago,