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It seems they've started letting ethnics into the big leagues.
I'll show Flanders. I'm gonna give everyone a car.
Well, the hoboes sure will appreciate
(SCREAMS)
Oh, I'm so depressed. Engage candy bar.
Deftly... Thank you!
I'd better see my shrink and rob his ass!
I'm upside-down so much!
ALL: Yay!
Come on, Death. Leave McGrew alone. Take Tiny Tim!
Man, so this is how it feels.
I believe people would be a lot happier without presents.
(SOBBING)
The stars are sweetly wrinkled
(KISSING)
Dad, are you okay?
I don't need her. I've got you, Astrolabe.
It'd be my pleasure, Homer!
I love the holiday season.
That was Led Zeppelin.
Oh, look! It's Kathy!
It's that rookie from the New York Nine.
And now I think the only thing left to do
Awesome! I'm blasting all the state capitals!
Santa Claus is dead.