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it's a miracle.
- [ Astrolabe ] I am not returnable. - [ Sobbing ]
(THUDDING)
Jimmy Stewart as a puppet is just wrong.
Presents are material goods,
It's fine.
Who's my Secret Santa?
Thinking he can buy people's love with thoughtful gifts.
"Unloved by all?" No!
Thank you.
Beatniks had given drugs to the reindeer
(GROANS)
You have alienated everyone who loved you!
It's kind of old.
- ## [ Ends ] - This is offensive to Christians and prunes.
I said "man," not "man-God"! Keep your pants on!
I'm not going to jail again.
ALL: Amen!
Oh, wow, it just stings a little.
That's my last flare. Somebody better come soon.
- [yells] - [brakes squealing]
Excuse me. My car broke down.
Homer, you're the most selfish man I know.
with Christmas Convoy.
Can I get anything for this Joe DiMaggio baseball card?