Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ay. I'm so sorry. I forgot to tell you.

I always wanted to be one of those guys running in tights.

I know. That's why I told Alex to do it.

- Uh, the flier fell out of your backpack. - Liar.

and they have a whole 'nother family on the bad side of town.

He's all the way over on Olympic and 20th.

But I hope not, because everything is very secret on there.

- We'll see you guys later. - Where are you going?

Oh, my gosh. it's us!

Well, you know what? We don't have to share secrets.

For my "Phil Dunphy Will Get You a Heavenly Deal on a Beach House" video.

- Okay, why are you being so evasive? - I'm not being evasive. I-

If he finds out you were tracking his phone, he'll think we don't trust him.

Oh, please. Everybody knows you're terrible at keeping secrets.

I'm just watching you sleep. You look so pretty.

Well, in-in mock trials at law school.

Wow. Then we really do have to be there.

- We're compromised! - Get it out! Get out!

- Congratulations, Haley. - For what?

- We don't know. How would we know? - We just mean, what did you do?

- Hello? - Hey, buddy.

Yeah. I wanted to make you dinner and get you a nice bottle of wine...

I told you those boys are being cagey.

You don’t trust bad boys Yet you married one.

I don't know. Maybe the details are on Jay's phone.

Breaks my heart how badly you want to believe that.

They were from a friend I loaned money to.

Is it me, or was she just being purposefully vague?

- I am so tired of my fingers smelli- - Yeah.

Trust me. You get pretty adept at this...

Great, two for two. Haley?

- What is wrong with you? - What are you talking about?

- Honey, look. - Oh, God.

Because you're texting someone, and you look very guilty right now.