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Mmm. Yes!
All over the place.
Oh. Oh, baby.
♪ Hey,♪♪
Hey, when did salmon become a thing that we put on salad?
- Don't you feel the same? - Of course I do.
Go ahead.
Here. Here, wait. Let me help you!
He told me I was looking good one time. I mean, come on.
Here comes Luke. What do we say we were doing today?
That's the old salvage yard where kids go to get high.
Honey, you promised you'd clean the pan if you made brownies.
Well, I'll tell you what I'd do.
They'll settle.
All right, knock it off.
Okay, this is a bigger deal than Haley let on.
Well, that makes perfect sense.
- We are going there right now. - Wait, wait, wait. Are you sure?
None of those words better be "calf' or "implants."
Okay, I admit it. I have a problem.
Wow. She didn't even see me in there.
What are they doing?
Honey, I love technology as much as the next Wozniak...
But I never dreamt of her.
- He got calf implants. - Oh, my God!
To which you responded, "Bahahahahahaha," with, like, five exclamation points.
- Now- - She wasn't really asking you.
Hey, what are you doing?
I was really hoping some of this would go away when you got a job.
I'm gonna start casually referencing my new workout plan...
Well, he's still our little boy. We gotta get out of here.
- When has Luke ever showed any interest in what we do? - Okay, but be cool.
Are there more than five people in the class?
Look, I can't stand this all night. I loaned someone money, Gloria.