Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was gonna do it,

I won't, thanks, Tony.

doesn't want us to drink alcohol.

I'm not thrilled about this thing

I was at a bachelor party, I got dragged here...

I'll call Carlo in a couple of days.

between the Buddhism and talk about the family,

We met Thanksgiving?

and you know I only want the best for her,

You'll get a piece of whatever he does.

based upon Anthony's academic performance

He's been a perfect gentleman,

This pie fit a pattern?

Why did you do it?

Double meatball, pepperoni, sausage,

is entirely up to you,

it worked for Einstein, it can work for you.

He was Jesus, Ton', we can't make comparisons.

after much deliberation and assessment,

Did you mention my name,

Do you know why your pen is the most important in your life? Because if you lose a pen, you have no pen. No pen? No notes. No notes? You can’t study. You can’t study? You fail. If you fail, no diploma. No diploma? No job. No job? No money. No money? No food. No food? You get skinny. You get skinny, you get ugly. You get ugly, you’ll be single.

it's wasteful to the environment.

I got another one under the bed.

by Fed Ex, from Italy.

They steal cars left and right in New York,

I'll be in there in just a second, okay?

Jamal Ginsberg, the Hasidic homeboy.

this is exactly what the fuck we talked about the other day.

at the club before you took over,

You put the pasta back in the pot,

My mom unwrapping her gift from her 41 year old son

Let Hans and Franz do the paperwork.

I don't want it in my club.

and you went right along with it.

We're asking you.

It's not mozzarella, this is called buratta.

it's a tiny little thing.

We've been waiting for years for him to get off the couch,

I'm just surprised to see you.

just something to get me around.

No champagne, the good Lord

I can't accept it.

you hang on to him.

you could've said.

Well, the doctor in the E.R. said

but, if Carlo, here, is vouching for you,

I hear Charmaine hired a lawyer.

I ordered one for you so you don't disappear

parking is impossible.

Good writer, what a fuckin' nut job.