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I haven't seen Keith in a while, I'm gonna take him.
That's from The Simpsons.
until we're comfortable enough to make out a little.
Sorry, I wanted to do something fun for our first date.
No one is mingling.
you're made in the shade.
Oh!
[Elliot] I can totally picture J.D., too.
In fact, I've been nauseous for, like, two weeks.
Notice the definition in the upper calf.
because this was going to be the most romantic first date ever.
My boobs are so big right now.
Why's your TV smell like do-do?
Best thing about a date with J.D., if you're having Chinese and want Mexican,
and watch you guys suffer through the hellish
Two and a half weeks is too long to wait for a third date.
I pooped in my bed so I put it on the TV.
As part of your treatment, I'm asking you to masturbate five times a week.
Look, I feel like I can give you a list of things
He did.
- [Carla] Ooooh! - [Turk] Oh.
- # I want my baby back, baby back - # Chili's...
What the hell is this thing?
Sorry.
[J.D.] It's springtime at Sacred Heart,
[Turk and Carla laughing]
The bank foreclosed on my house.
Forgive me, but since I had a vasectomy last year,