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Take them in, people.
No, Mom, playpenlbaby cage is not like tomatoltomahto.
but I'm not sure how to do both in the same night.
I love them cause they're so comfortable and you can get them on real quick.
# Zoom-zoom-zoom #
Oh, J.D., I'd love to, but I'm going to a Neil Diamond concert.
Let's see here.
And as always...
- You "zoom-zoom-zoom"? - Of course.
[Groans] You know what sucks?
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- [Man] Elliot Reid. Moment Killer. - [Machine gun sound]
It's for when they buy the baby a, uh, puppy.
All right, slugger.
Who's is this?
Could I, uh, could I have everybody's attention, please.
In which case, you could lose a testicle. Come on. Off with the pants.
I'm just going home to get ready for my date.
- Cab driver feet? - No, Keith, it's turnips!
[Dramatic music]
You get over here, you!
Well, trust me, Kim. I've beaten up many a nerds in my day,
The first two were embedded in the dry-wall.
- We went horseback riding on the beach. - Yes. I've been on that date.
[Rattling]
- Do you want to do it, or should I? - Let's just do it together.
- The baby can't grab me down there? - No, baby.
[Knocking on door]