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J.D., I've never ridden a horse on a beach before.
No. It was so much more fun then, then you think.
# I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back
She's been trying to get rid of those, but I'll be honest with you,
I'm having a heart attack.
Go out with me again tonight.
I'm a urologist. And there's a good chance you have testicular torsion.
Ooh, appletini?
# I couldn't if I tried
I sure do. Mr. Roberts doesn't have one pair of store-bought socks.
Besides, you're gonna do the same thing for me some day real soon.
They never say "ribs."
- Well, maybe we should fix that. - We should.
They say that's the Lone Star State.
- Like we did for your birthday? - Yeah.
Great guy. He didn't make it back.
J.D., come here. I want you to feel something quick.
- What's up? Are you psyched? - Hey.
[All groan]