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See that?
Do you want to be Ponch or Jon?
[Grunting]
[Gagging]
# No, I know I'm no Superman
But at least I got to third base with you.
I made a poopy in the potty.
Retracted.
It seems like good friends always come through for you
No problemo.
Get off my porch, you old queens.
here I thought you and Jordan were done trying to have any more babies.
So, you're from Texas, huh?
to the doctor who botched his vasectomy?
And yeah, I know it's been hard,
but tonight's about you having the best first date ever.
You know, son, as a doctor,
- I invented the zoom-zoom-zoom. - Oh. Cool.
[Imitates Neil Diamond] # Everywhere around the world
She and Elliot bonded over an ability to communicate at a speed of light.
Detruser function is normal. One is significantly larger than the other.
I mean, the first seven or eight minutes rocked.
- # I want my baby back ribs - # Barbecue sauce
They have eyes, they have hands.
Is this for when we buy the baby a dog?
I'd rather just go out with you. Oh! # Zoom-zoom-zoom #
Do you remember when he was teething? He'd stare up at that thing for hours.
You're welcome.
Baby, check it out.
[J.D.] Stupid body.
I called an ambulance, but you should really let me examine you.