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I called an ambulance, but you should really let me examine you.
I made a poopy in the potty.
So, you're from Texas, huh?
[Grunting]
She and Elliot bonded over an ability to communicate at a speed of light.
Do you remember when he was teething? He'd stare up at that thing for hours.
to the doctor who botched his vasectomy?
Do you want to be Ponch or Jon?
- # I want my baby back ribs - # Barbecue sauce
You know, son, as a doctor,
Detruser function is normal. One is significantly larger than the other.
[Imitates Neil Diamond] # Everywhere around the world
Get off my porch, you old queens.
No problemo.
Baby, check it out.
[J.D.] Stupid body.
here I thought you and Jordan were done trying to have any more babies.
They have eyes, they have hands.
- I invented the zoom-zoom-zoom. - Oh. Cool.
I mean, the first seven or eight minutes rocked.
Is this for when we buy the baby a dog?
I'd rather just go out with you. Oh! # Zoom-zoom-zoom #
And yeah, I know it's been hard,
It seems like good friends always come through for you
[Gagging]
but tonight's about you having the best first date ever.
You're welcome.
This morality play was made possible by a grant
# No, I know I'm no Superman
See that?
Retracted.
But at least I got to third base with you.