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This one's from me and Keith.
I want my money back.
It's the only song we know with "baby."
I've been exhausted all week.
My point is,
[Dramatic music]
I'm now horny as I've ever been and my husband is repulsed by me.
Clap with me, clap with me! # Nobody knows...
Wow, Gloria. Do you kiss your
Head loves karaoke.
Actually, that's a pre-existing condition.
That's pretty much why we work well together.
Thank you.
# Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it
Not many pregnant women shop there. It's mostly just fat whores.
Are you responsible for this?
Me, too.
Back in 'Nam, the choppers would hover eight feet above my head, I'd jump in.
Do you really think we can handle this?
# Oh, honey if I get restless
So, what do you want to do tonight?
...the swelling's gone down...
and the whole hospital had that end-of-the-year smell.
I'm pregnant.
It's basically a hardening of your foreskin.
Did you guys hear what Jordan and Dr. Cox and did