Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen, l've been married before. You haven't.
l knew that, too.
you would never have been in this predicament.
Just for a couple of days and then we'll get divorced.
- What'll it be, Norm? - Fame, fortune, fast women.
- What's that? - Would you drive?
Why, Boggs, how clever of you.
l'm sorry, too.
No, ma'am. Because l read a book.
What l asked you to do was unfair.
looking at each other like lovesick cows. Admit it.
for the purpose of uniting in matrimony
- Thank God! - Here's his ashes.
Yeah? How about a beer?
How do you do?
our stations have, shall we say, grown a little closer.
You two are still here?
So he made me promise that l would have you married
So, if we could get married, just long enough to satisfy the attorneys,
and it took me years to really forget how being poor felt.
Sam, do you take...?
Sam who?
just for a few days. There's no other way.
l hope you're frying.
- Now wait over there. - Yes, madam.
l've been embezzling from your family for close to a quarter of a century.
You mustn't think ill of your father.
You know, 30 minutes ago, l was a wealthy woman.
Sorry, Boggs. Just a figure of speech.