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I just caught two senators doin' it in the alley.
I just have to get the kids to school first.
I'm busy that night.
We need to have a conversation
Aw, he's sweet.
the boundary where I can legally apply physical discipline.
Really.
Yeah, still sounds like a lot of paperwork.
Shush-shush-shush.
69 hot dogs is the current record.
Just wondering if you've seen anything.
There it is, at the end!
Med
Whoa!
At least we hope it's bottom.
Lucas.
I didn't say there'd be a sleepover.
Like with your mouth?
You can do better.
would you like two tickets to the school musical?
Uh, do what he says, Lou.
has been arrested for a series of thefts and may be
Well, I sold it and bought this dress.
Actually, I think it... Lucas Bortner, competitive eater.
Then she'll expect the same from the men in her future.
Marge, please, control your jealousy.
I'm a kid again!
Relax.
So, what should we practice:
What does that mean?
I only committed this robbery to help my kid.
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God...
Interesting technique.
Don't hide behind a magazine.
I will put my napkin in my lap,