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'cause that split just destroyed my balls.
Will you excuse me?
I shower now, solo --
Don't worry. Here comes the cavalry.
carnations aren't anyone's favorite flower.
They're all sequined.
I just walked in the door!
♪ who am I between my legs? ♪
♪ My sack's filled with sperm ♪
but on the inside, you're all girl.
Now, strap on your skates and pretend to be a girl.
and that takes courage.
Whoa, ladies, I-I-I can explain.
♪ I thought I was a bo-o-o-o-o-o-y ♪
Well, that is how the game works.
opening a butcher shop in Park Slope.
What?! What have you done?!
I was just gonna say that I'm happy for him.
Stan, you said you'd call the repairman to fix this.
Wow.
since that bunch of popular girls in high school
It was hilarious.
You just left me down there!
I'm crushing it.
That's a good fact. I know a fact!
I see zinnias. I see jonquils.