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Maybe we should slow things down a little.
Okay. Sure. No problem.
...who felt so insecure, that she lied to him about finishing community college.
It was a joke. Yeah, I was subverting the conversational expectations.
I'm Batman.
- You could be Batman? - Sure.
I.e., I couldn't become Green Lantern unless I was chosen by the Guardians of Oa.
Absolutely.
Also today we have a fresh-caught Alaska salmon...
Good day?
Did you change the contrast or brightness settings on the television?
You must release me from my oath
...one of the five central religious duties or sacrifices of the Hindu householder?
- Why don't we just go into your--? - Oh, yeah.
Well, I'm sorry.
Because you leave me everytime I visit you.
...in front of him?
Stripper-gram.
- What about Lee Meriwether? - Oh, I forgot about Lee Meriwether.
It doesn't have enough live acidophilus cultures.
Mom smokes in the car.
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