Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That depends. - On what?
Which you did not hear about from me.
MRS. WOLOWITZ: What's going on? Are you boys roughhousing?
No change in respiration, pupils undilated, no flushing of the chest.
We went to dinner, we talked, we laughed, we kissed.
I said, good day.
Four is still releasing the fabric softener too early in the cycle.
...why your relationship with Penny crashed and burned...
Has Leonard ever dated, you know, a regular girl?
When I try to deceive...
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to pack.
Most of your work is extremely derivative.
- He told you? - Yes, but it's okay.
He was going on about this college and that grad school...
Well, I assume you're not referring to digestive regularity.
...and tic, the involuntary muscular contraction.
- Is that woman Aishwarya Rai? - Yes. Isn't she an amazing actress?
...l'm not gonna let you have any more sleepovers.
I know what's been bothering you about us, and I have the answer.
Okay, so she said she wants to slow things down.
No.
Bite me.
- You're asking me to keep a secret? - Yeah.
- Our soup of the day-- - You must release me from my oath.
The manager hasn't posted the schedule. How about I let you know?
So don't look at it.
Let's go to the tape.
...at a secret military supercollider beneath a fake agricultural station...
Don't you worry about the residual radium from the luminous dials?
We're just talking, Ma.
...I myself have more nervous tics than a Lyme disease research facility.
I made it up myself.
Okay. All right. Let's assume your hypothesis.
It's a joke.
Given enough startup capital and an adequate research facility...