Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You being the fish. - I'm not the fish.
Sheldon, may I ask you a question?
You should thank us. When future generations try to determine...
...I could be Batman.
- Well, yeah. - Interesting.
I can't believe I didn't bring my Geiger counter.
- Okay. What about Saturday? - You know, I'm not sure.
Forget to rinse the sink? Talk to him through the bathroom door?
I don't see any way to get a park bench in here.
- Physiologically impossible. - Oh, Sheldon, please.
- How was your date? - Bite me.
Tag. You're it.
Right, but I have to have some sort of degree to date you?
Adjust the thermostat? Cook with cilantro? Pronounce the T in "often"?
...who are community-college graduates.
Now that we know what the problem is, there's a simple solution.
There are a lot of successful people in this country...
Or we could just wing it.
Maybe you'd be happier on a park bench.
You thought the opposite of "stupid loser" was "community-college graduate"?
Aishwarya Rai is a goddess.
Don’t worry, that’s not a secret.
...he'll eventually get bored with me?
And don't worry, that's not a secret.
You know, I think I have the dinner shift on Friday.
Sheldon, I'm working.
- Why not? - I promised Penny.
...served with a teriyaki glaze and sticky rice.
- That doesn't matter to me at all. - So it's fine with you if I'm not smart?