Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...this right here is the black box.
Do you have a working knowledge of quantum physics?
I drank milk that tasted funny.
Julie Newmar, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether--
That's not a bad sign.
Look, I'm asking you as a friend.
...and when we want to get there?
I'm Bronzeman. See?
- She's like my fourth favorite Catwoman. - No kidding?
Hey, qu'est-ce que c'up?
I hate trains.
I would prefer that you not, but I won't go so far as to forbid it.
You promised me you would keep my secret...
- You know any card tricks? - Okay.
Do you speak Klingon?
Oh. I get it, because Dr. Leonard Hofstadter...
I didn't feel a draft.
It's not you, Howard. He says he's moving out.
What are you talking about? The date went fine.
And the worst sign of all is you're here and not there.