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I haven't forgotten a thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.
...12.5 miles southeast of Traverse City, Michigan.
Where are you gonna live?
Obviously, you're not that familiar with Indian cinema.
- Good day, Leonard. - What?
I can't keep your secret, Penny.
I just think you need to be careful how you phrase things, sir.
Everybody knows
It's recommended by the Department of Homeland Security.
You can't impose a secret on an ex post facto basis.
Penny thinks I'm too smart for her. That's ridiculous.
Shh!
That poster of Halle Berry is a little unnerving.
- So I'd avoid using that for your delicates. - Thanks.
They were clever.
- What does that mean? - Nothing.
Because you straight away go out everytime I visit you.
Yeah, FYI, the hot water is inadequate on Machine 2, so colors only.
They don't care for it if you stare at them and hyperventilate.
...because she's afraid she's not smart enough for Leonard.
- How is that not a brainiac? - Well, for one thing, she was French.