Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was fast.
See you later, Leonard.
Okay, look, if Leonard finds out that I lied, I will absolutely die of embarrassment.
There he is. There's my old buddy-bud-bud.
I promise.
And it's not even a school night!
- What are you talking about? - I wanna say that it's not Sheldon's fault.
It relies on the homonymic relationship between tick, the bloodsucking arachnid...
Give him time.
...or it tracks back to axiomatic statements, or it's ultimately circular...
Look, why is it so hard for you to keep one little secret?
Or, "How much does your mom weigh? I wanna know what I'm getting into."
If you don't settle down right now...
Help help help
It’s not a secret everybody knows
Look, just forget I told you about me...
...not only about what one says, but about facial expressions, autonomic reflexes.
Okay, I'll tell you, but you can't tell Leonard.
- ...where, obviously, none exists. - No, I didn't.
Yeah, I had it on my bed, and I didn't pack it.
Actually, I'd say she's a poor man's Madhuri Dixit.
Everybody knows.
No, I meant has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac?
And Sarah Connor.
Professor X, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Cyclops, Iceman, then Storm, Angel....
See, this man here is playing Hacky Sack, and this girl's gonna be a paralegal.
Why would you lie about that?