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Well, then, that killer dog's gonna have to...
Hey.
Very selfish of you, Ders!
I'll let you eat my butt on top of the photocopier.
- Yeah, 'cause of the... - I'm...
What you do is you... you roll the 1d20,
Oh. Here we go. Crystal time.
Yeah. I'm okay.
Oh, okay, control, lights on. There it is!
And a-one, and a-two, and a...
Yeah, she probably drove it during the Golf War.
Whoa!
Come on, yeah. Let's hear it. Let's hear your lioness roar.
We gots to get it.
- All right. Whoo! Yeah! - So we're coming up.
Ooh, I like that.
No.
No, what? What if... what if the killer dog hears us?
Oh, that would look funny.
I can't believe you just gave that dog my jerky!
Pretty good, kinda tastes like lobster with skin.
They both use roll-on deodorant. That stuff is like wild animal nip.
Yeah... what? Nobody hooked anyone.
I hear ya.
All right.
Did you know that when the dude wolf
No! No!
You actually get way higher when you do that.
Come on, you bitch!
- Oh! - Whoa, truck!
Here we go. I'm gonna go around and get it started.
I was changing my animal to better match your lioness.
No, I have to take a mastodon-sized crap.
This stuff's kinda weak, so I'm just gonna just
and watch mama toss.
- Yeah, don't be afraid. - If I fall, I'm gonna be pissed.
Just because mother nature whipped out her delicious mammary