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Nobody does that.
Well, I best be going anyway.
were able to get transportation here on a Tuesday.
Listen, I'm really sorry to cut things short,
Every mother has killed someone.
Who's Arthur Valentine?
I'm gonna need Billy Joel to help me out.
I'll always remember you, Brian.
Don't you?
Hey, what's the matter, Brian?
I know. It's so lame, right?
and then I get a treat, so I associate the two.
Aw, that sucks. I love chewing the crap out of my foot.
I'm gay.
Wow, thanks again.
The winning bitch, for the tenth year in a row,
but my owners made an arrangement
No, but for real, it's that dog Ellie over there.
- I ate him. - ♪ He ate Stewie, holy crap ♪
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Awakenings!
You know, I was supposed to be on one of those planes.
Uh-huh, and he has a long beard...
He must be a zombie!
I never thought Chris would take things so hard.
If it's funny, I can. And so far, they've all landed.
Who wants to start it?
why it's especially important to walk around in a circle
that we finally need to deal with.
When there's any moment of quiet, I think about her.
♪ But what the heck? I'll still take the check ♪
We never meant to hurt you, buddy.
so I'd stop chewing the crap out of my foot.