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You just want to show my dad that you're a good cook.
What? Does that make me some kind of villain?
'Cause the fact is it's Thanksgiving!
It was just a little mix-up, Dad. Marvin will apologize.
And family is important and stuff.
and Pops was ready to pass down a Thanksgiving tradition.
You invite that callous, hurtful man to Thanksgiving right now!
You okay?
It had emotional pandering...
Adam, uh, why don't you just play your Cat's In The Cradle video?
Family and stuff. (CHUCKLES)
Okay, but when you coming home, dad? I don't know when.
I want you to take over the Thanksgiving toast.
You got a bag boy to tip you off, didn't you?
Yeah. Before I change my mind.
that spiteful, miserable man to Thanksgiving.
At least, I will be once the school is recognized by the state.
His dad just wants to be left alone.
The son wins in the end!
¶ And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
You look good.
I didn't even have a baster. I was baster-less!
And even though Barry and Erica battled over the best speech,
how I might be of some service in this particular situation.
Dude! You're stealing my whole speech!
You whip us up a malt to share.
and has these female hormones that make her feel stuff.
No, no, no. I learned my lesson a long time ago.
(GRUNTING)
ADULT ADAM: It was almost dinnertime,
That's why you've been playing that damn song all the time?
And if a family can't believe in each other
Well, what's going on in here?
Uh, but what you don't have is a good speech,
Just watching ALF and playing cat's cradle.
¶ Fathers and daughters and fathers of daughters
You know, even for you, this is incredibly stupid.
¶ Little boy blue and the man in the moon
No yams! I'm taking out the leaf!
What the hell was I supposed to do with a dozen dead alpacas?