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Saying words good is my specialness.
You know what would push this father/son moment over the top?
Not the hard, white ones with the sewing on them.
It's about a boy who gets shafted by his dad,
You remember Murray.
based on my consistent claim that I'm a chiropractor,
Mmm! I need feedback.
¶ Well, he came from college just the other day
I understand none of that, but I feel good saying no. I'm off to work.
my mom still got the moment she always dreamed of.
Talk from the heart.
See, I see why you're hocking me all the time to invite him.
No, it's different! You did basketball. I'm doing baseball.
Gotcha. (POPPING LIPS)
All right, so, now, years later, they're on the phone,
As you know, I'm almost a fully licensed chiropractor.
¶ Little boy blue and the man in the moon
It was like eating the inside of a vacuum bag filled with pencil shavings.
I had a thing. That's it!
Okay! Okay!
I told you I'm a God! (LAUGHS)
That's got that nice message in it.
I just need six more hours of therapeutic massage
It's kind of like, we don't have a car,
You're a good father to them.
Erica, guess what. I got something for you.
I'm not stepping one foot in that house as long as he's here!
That right?
Since when am I your producer?
ADULT ADAM: (LAUGHS) And it was awesome!
has learned enough at back school that he can fix my dad.
under my belt before I'm board-certified.
because that is the right thing to do.
Look at my old man loving your food.
I did not enjoy the meal.
but we want one.
Come on, wouldn't a home-cooked meal be much better than that?