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on a day like today...
Uh...
Like a car.
I already said no.
Why don't we just hear a toast while we're waiting?
You know the song, right, Dad?
No. Would you just hear me out before you say no?
Hey! What are you doing dropping the pants? That's my thing.
¶ When you comin' home, son? I don't know when
Look, maybe we're a garbage family,
Also, your voice is weird.
ADULT ADAM: It had music.
just like we were.
You're right, kiddo. If you really want to be toastmaster general,
and fart-based comedy skits to more serious work,
I feel like I just went to Atlantic City.
Guess you finally got what you wanted.
Hey. The... The video over?
No! Give it a shot, Marv!
I'm a little drunk.
with real emotional impact.
Yes! Ignoring the first part.
crackle your spine bones and your neck tendons to release toxins.
I'm venturing away from robot movies
Yeah.
and like any good son, I'd use this to manipulate him.
Oh, I hate Thanksgiving! I hate it so much!
No one thinks that!
It was packed with metaphors and symbolism.
Damn it. What am I supposed to do?
ADULT ADAM: What we didn't know... (DOOR CLOSES)
ADULT ADAM: It turned out to be our best Thanksgiving ever.
If anyone would like a spinal adjustment,
You see that? Negativity.
That... That hurts my body.
"Y"?
No! Do not get inspired by her speech!
So his father hangs up the phone
Normally, this holiday makes me think of the love of my life.
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