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I went to the hospital today. I saw the woman.
I'm glad you're here.
- He's a real troublemaker. - He didn't have anything to do with it.
...for the United Volunteer representative of the month.
When I give the order to fall asleep on the sofa with the TV on...
You know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo.
I’d like to stay and protest, but I gotta go to brunch.
Hey, hey! Leave the car alone!
That's fantastic!
GOT TO BET THE DRAKE
...who earned the Silver Circle Award and is our unanimous choice...
Got to love the Discogs!
- The chip-in. - Hey, pretty good idea?
“I HATE THE DRAKE.” “EVERYBODY DOES.”
I could see that.
- Drake gave her the TV? - Gave her all the gifts. He felt guilty.
How did this get to be the crime of the century?
Am I a hipster doofus?
So, what are you gonna get him?
The important thing is he didn't get hurt.
- Hell of a picture on this thing. - Crystal clear.
- You think? - No, no. We'll find a space.
I got it. We'll give the keys to Elaine.
Don't worry, I'm taking my car.
Taking up a handicapped spot. He's gonna pay.
With his friend Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian.
- She gave it to charity. - Charity? That's appalling.
What? The engagement's off. We get the TV back.
- Three bam. - Mahjongg.
The Drake broke up.