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Oh, okay. Well, thanks a lot.
So, now, what's this got?
Reckless endangerment of public safety...
Drake beat the Tavens
It's rated number one by Hospital Supply and Prosthetic Magazine.
- We'll take your car. It's got room. - No, no. My car's not running.
Eight years I had that car, not a scratch on it.
Hey, what's going on over here?
A wheelchair? What for?
Oh, man, there is nothing like a really big TV, huh?
What? You're Supposed To See Your Face There.
- Hi! How you doing? - Hey, Drake.
Love The Drake
- Well, is it all right if I try it? - Hop in.
Isosceles Kramer.
Andy 2.0 is here and comes with really good vitals and no more A-Fib! Andy 2.0+ comes with minimal drainage and upgraded wireless heart.
Health Insurance. Car insurance. It never ends!
She rolled right over me.
Yeah.
Yeah, we ought to all get a house and live together out here.
- No, seriously. - Seriously, we don't.
She says she doesn't want to see me again. Told me to drop dead!
- Like what? - For example, your tremor-damping.
No one's gonna have a better gift than this big-screen TV.
Do You Have Something A Little More...Less Expensive?
I see them on the street zooming around.
- Yes? - You're under arrest.
You know, my insurance doesn't even cover this.
What I don't get is, just because the batteries went dead...
- Who's the Drake? - Who's the Drake?
...who only used it to go to the kitchen to feed her cats.
Sons of bitches
...to personally thank our gracious host, Frank Costanza...
And that's a lot of wheelchairs.
Somebody gave her a used wheelchair with defective brakes.
Well, good luck finding them. Him. Whatever.
No chance in hell.