Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Happy Birthday!!!
That's what so painful about divorce:
No, they don't. If they could drive, they wouldn't be handicapped.
Well, Jerry's car gets hit and the other driver doesn't have any insurance...
Sons of Bitches
GOT to love the drake
What?
Maybe they're on the way to Chicago to do the whole thing all over again.
No, it isn't.
Hate the Drake!
Charity? That’s appalling.
And how about that store delivering it tonight.
...who didn't want to do any work.
- Now, what's that? - It helps to control the direction...
The "chip in"
People who
...and demanding they return expensive gifts?
He's all together crazy, that one.
There must have been an accident.
...you'd think she'd be able to roll it up the hill with her hands.
You should have seen the look on her face.
I’d like to participate in civil unrest more, but I gotta take off.
The MSRP listings of GPUs is the mirage of the GPU desert.
- Big-screen TV. - You think you can handle it?
We'll buy a wheelchair.
You Know, A Lot of These Scratches Will Buff Right Out
We're not getting that TV.