Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am gonna call for a russian masseuse.

So who's the bad parent now, huh?

But do not give up on him yet.

(chuckles) you're right.

Dude, our oven's broken.

I'm the one who set off the smoke alarm.

Keeping a secret like this is tough --

See that story about the one-armed golfer? No.

That gives us plenty of time to uber home,

Just how uncool we are.

Listen, we have assigned seats

I think I'm feeling something.

Ohh, pizza day.

Well, then what if we don't tell her?

Oh, it is so incredible!

Oh, jay. Get in here.

It's not worth it.

Dude, you're hurting my arm.

What are you feeling?

Aren't gonna answer themselves, are they? (chuckles)

But I didn't want to make jay feel bad.

(whispering) okay, if we tell claire about those kids,

Afraid of being punished by their mommies.

But those kids upstairs weren't gonna stay quiet forever.

(chuckles) this rap's hilarious, though.

They turn out great.

(laughs evilly) who dare invoke my name?

Nothing happened here!

Oh, yeah. You're right.

Then why are you leaning like that?

You're better parents than dede and I ever were,

Phil, uh, how long do we have?

Because we were as bad as they are?