Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Enjoy your weekend!!!

Have a seat, Bill.

Act accordingly.

Would I...? Would I be any good at what I do if I didn't fucking already know that?

- Dignam, take a leave of absence. - Take a leave of what?

No more pencils, no more books.

and he'll say so.

i can watch steven univer.. OW GOD

happens to work undercover for the Boston Police Department.

You ask for Mikey because there is no Mikey.

I'll be fine. But if you get made I can't protect you. Now, go!

ON THE LAST STOP 2025

- He was... - He was reaching for his cigarettes.

- Well, I'm not them. I'm not them, okay? - Exactly.

FRENCH: You got that? - Yeah, I got that.

PRIEST: Let light shine upon him. COP 1: Fold.

- Of course I know how to spot a cop. - How's that?

Francis, you really should see somebody

Then we wait here.

Maybe you can shoot someone and then see me professionally.

Fucking piece of shit!

“I am as God made me.” Was that your rationale?

BILLY: How I feel.

Caller ID on Queenan's phone.

this is the state police. INSTRUCTOR 4: And fire!

MONDAY RADIO COMMERCIAL SMACKDOWN: Local Car Dealer Finds Lump of Coal In Advertising Stocking

drop the Steven universe movie gems Or the Mario movie dvd after the fall guy came out

(COLIN ON RECORDING) Now, why would you have to remind me of that?

by enhanced cooperation with the FBI...

where any cop could see you. Jesus.

I never understood Jerking off in a ̶T̶H̶E̶A̶T̶R̶E̶ Kia

Here come the departed memes Can I talk to you for a second?

Enjoy your weekend!!!

I saw a blue flare... I think I'm having post-traumatic stress syndrome.

That's what they don't tell you in the Church.

He’s getting spooky

Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off?

at the border carrying some light sockets or something.

That is what brings you down in this business.

he's got on the inside tipped him. Come on. Come on.

You stole our sticky tape, not cool, bro.

I mean, he murdered somebody, right?

This lead came from Queenan's undercover guy.

Patriot Act, Patriot Act. I love it, I love it, I love it.

Because according to my standards, you fit the model of drug-seeking behavior.

- Nothing much to it, Uncle Edward. - Trying to prove something to the family?

MY THEORY ON SOURDOUGH IS THEY'RE LIKE MUSHROOMS FEED THEM SHIT AND KEEP THEM IN THE DARK

You: "You got that for 900 dollars?" Ya' Boy: "If they knew shit, they wouldn't be Puerto Ricans."

You called it a game You’re a cop

You'll hear about them through me or Captain Queenan.

Vin, don't make me have to come down here again for this.

World needs plenty of bartenders. six weeks, no pay [wink]

Prepare to fire. Fire.

I am killing you.

Mayor Sullivan's office.

- Fucking now I do! - What the fuck do you do?

Sweetheart, you're giving me a hard-on.

Well, families are always rising or falling in America, am I right?

Are you gonna stop doing coke deals with your jerkoff fucking cousin?

- Oh, bad guys. - Not necessarily.

-Who said that? -Cawthorn.

I want you to know I’m recommending Ser Arlen of Pennytree for biggest wrench of all time

And he could do it...

What the fuck is going on?

I’m the guy who does his job. You must be Pressly.

My theory on donors is they're like mushrooms. Feed them shit and keep them in the dark.

Is it to do some good, to get somewhere personally...

What we got going on tonight boys

liking their photos

(DIALING PHONE)

Fable 5!! FABLE 5!! /frontend-Design I love it, I love it!

I watch CNN, but…

- Hands! - Just act professional.

You’re a raven named Cleveland You don’t need any help from me to be completely fucked

Those fucking Rays are a bunch of homos.

I hope you're not turning into one of them sob sisters wants to get caught.

Sweetheart, you're giving me a hard-on.

Yankee fans, you know Bad haircut, no dress sense , and a slight, ya know, air of scumbag entitlement

If I wasn't a trooper.

We're getting a warrant. Can't get an address off him.

Well, she got reliable.

I have evidence cold-linking this prick to Costello, all right?

We all do. Act accordingly.

*stonks only go up*

Okay, then just say that.

Another county heard from.

When people ask where You stuck that big fish

what do you want?

No, no, I know how it goes. You're a mental health professional.

He set up the whole fucking job and popped Kennefick.

His old man runs the Hibernian Liquor Mart. Kennefick's.

I'm Irish. I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.

Get the cops to look at Jimmy Pappas for the hit. He had nothing to do with it...

- What's got you all hot and bothered? - Get in the car. You'll see.

Stephanie, who was the only one who came to my father's funeral?

I brought your mother some pictures of my father.

(FRANK ON MONITOR) Put it downstairs. Here. Yeah, thank you.

Where's Luigi? He's Nawt He Ah

I was dreaming I was dead.

Tell you the truth, I don't need nicotine anymore.

(GWEN ON PHONE) Frank?

Hey, he can't help you.

That’s what Brandon said

Got a date with some angels

So you moving out or you moving in?

- You were like different people. - You a psychiatrist?

WHY! That’s were gonna do Caillou gets grounded But not just Steven universe the movie and super Mario bros movie crystal gems

- What was his name, the departed? DIGNAM: Myles Kennefick.

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- Because I think... - Billy, I don't have a tail.

Change anything. Right? Change everything.

A fuckin' movie? I don't know

Top of the list of tips that hurt your feelings

- Yeah. - Get rid of this.

We all are Act accordingly

Who says I wanna see you again?

Stealth fighters. I don't know what they are; you don't know what they are. Who gives a fuck?

Have fun explaining that to a Suffolk county Jury

Look, if that thing moves I’m gonna shoot it

- We have a blind spot. - Why do we have a blind spot?

(PHONE RINGING)

WHen the attending yells at you for doing the thing the attending told you to do

I don't know if this is how you spell lozenge.

I have a co-signer.

I forgot the password but if you come with me I'll give it to you.

Maybe Fuck Yourself

State police, search warrant! State police, open the door!

Those fucking serbs are a bunch of homos.

INSTRUCTOR 1: Terminal ballistics is the study of a projectile...

- Good. - And send this to his wife.

Me theory on Feds is, feed them shit and keep them in the daaak.

You really should see somebody...

My theory on pharmacists is they’re like mushrooms Feed them shit and keep them in the dark

- So you're a cop. - A state-police detective.

in your office all day long?

I'm glad to hear that.

What the fudge?

from a couple hundred Miles away.

Frank, look at me. Look at me.

these are dirty dirty ships. don't you know that?

- Take the fire escape. - What about you?

No tickee No Landry

I mean, those are questions, right?

What came off the roof?

I got a hunger hack for ya Bill…

So you wanna get a cup of coffee?

- I don't like it, sarge. Don't feel right. - I have reason to believe...

The fridge has got an alarm in it in case you have...

organized crime in this city...

Just kidding. How's your mother?

That means you're bringing undesirable elements...

I got it. Okay?

Something I need you to keep.

My theory on Leads

We all are. Act accordingly.

Hey, fuckhead, that's Jackie's nephew.

I got reason to believe that Queenan got killed by his fucking undercover.

Death is hard. Life is much easier.

I need those unit tests No, you want those unit tests

What is this, a citizens arrest!? Blow me

I think you are lactose intolerant my son

from Omar to Dana

MADOLYN: What do you expect coming in here?

Heavy lies the crown sort of thing?

- Good. - Okay.

(TIRES SCREECH)

Maybe someday you'll wake the fuck up

What's the matter, smart-ass, you don't know any fucking Shakespeare?

You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right?

The question is, and this is the only question...

- You don't know what this is like. (QUEENAN ON PHONE) Microprocessors.

This side of Worcester.

Costello recorded everything.

INSTRUCTOR 3: This is not the regular police...