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I bet ifyou let me inside your hard shell, I'd find a lump ofsoft meat.
You weren't readyyet. You weren't readyyet. You weren't readyyet.
Only the holder of the amulet may talk.
ME WHEN DISNEY XD DID A PHINEAS AND FERB MARATHON ON TV
- Now tell me, what is that language? - It's Elvish.
Maybe the fact that he's not even my son?
So where are we going?
and then you spend two hours in the bathroom...
Stan Smith is my dad.
Do not invite him back to the apartment.
avoiding the one person on this planet who wants to talk toyou.
Good morning USA
Hey, kids. Have fun at the game.
- Your son is phenomenal, Smith. - Thankyou, sir.
Tell me it was in our bed, and he was wearing my tie as a headband...
They'll never take their eyes off my sweater meat.
Well, good-bye!
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 = 96
Watch me play throw!
Hey, I'm Roger. Nice to meetyou. Nanu nanu.
- But- - Not even to watch.
Oh, thank God!
- How ya doing? - How am I doing? You probed me!
Great. Now it feels like an obligation instead of a treat.
- Wow! They sure can run, can't they?
This is the underwear PeterJackson wore while editing The Frighteners.
Time is- is of- T.I.O.- T.I.O.- What am I spelling here?
- You're all invited. - Cool! Can we wear our uniforms?
Or are black people invisible toyou, you racist bastard?
You knew? What else haveyou been hiding?
Hey, my kid just made varsity, and he's only 1 2 or something.