Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn't.

It's a special day!

You know, I owe my success to being a keen judge of character.

(EXHALES) All right.

That... That man through there is my boss, Mr. Hart!

Yes, we moved from...

And most importantly, how's your bridge game, hon?

MR. HART: Thank you.

Someone's drawn a little heart right above today's date.

Give me your hand.

A regular husband and wife

To our esteemed guests.

No skeletons in your closet, eh, Vision?

Well, would you look at the time? (CHUCKLES)

Not a birthday.

Well, it's just one night. There's no need to get dramatic.

I might have a better idea.

Time to improvise.

Let me help you up.

I mean, look around. There's all this chaos going on in your household.

I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter,

But I'm sure she's absolutely fine in there!

if I didn't have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place?

All right, steady on, sir.

You bet we are.

Say, I was just reading a crackerjack magazine article

Whoo-hoo! Ho-ho! (GASPS)