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-What? -You face me down,
And have you recently seen the size of his teeth?
Oh, come on, honey, you know I'd buy you the moon.
-Story. -No story.
Don't dream, Sinclair. No dreams for you.
-Oh. -...but it starts before you were born.
And how we came out of the forest to get married and have families?
The king of the dinosaurs! The Thunder Lizard!
from my place in the food chain.
you had it in you to come in here and take me on,
Best thing in the world. You'll thank me.
I'm going to be in my 60s before I get my life back.
You knocked all these trees down?
-I just got home. -(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
Why aren't you out there knocking down trees?
This is nuts!
You're really better off being rid of your family.
Looks like you're just going to have to stop thinking
Gee, I don't know where my apology should begin.
(GRUNTING) Oh!
(CHUCKLING)
(STAMMERS) But I love my family.
Now, some idiot knocked over these trees. I know my insurance doesn't cover that.
-It's paycheck day. -Paycheck day. The day I get my check!
Oh, well, if you plan on eating me, please, go ahead.
(LOUD ANIMAL AND BIRD CALLING)
...tired of chasing dinner all over the house?
Whoa, sack time.
-Am I in the story yet? -Well,