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-(WOOD CREAKS) -(CLOCK TICKING)
Mmm.
-I'm sorry. -"I quit!"
the things that I'd like to.
-Yeah? -Oh, sure.
This is new, experimental stuff.
-Uh, yeah, yeah. Okay. -Okay.
Oh, it's adorable.
Well, I need a raise.
-Story. -No story. Give me that back!
Earl, they're selling the most wonderful thing here on TV.
I'm just a regular tree pusher, and he's executive supervisor.
Remember I told you that dinosaurs used to live in the forest,
-I just need more money. -Eh.
Yeah, well, maybe not the best years,
You've got a wonderful family to come home to.
(BABY SIGHS)
Oh, oh, oh, I'm having an anxiety attack here, Fran.
Because now I realize what's special about being the head of a household.
In my 60s, Fran.
You turn off that television, you're gonna be one sorry little dinosaur.
Frances, I'm done raising the kids. They're 12 and 14. They're done.
-Do you love me? -(GROANS)
Huh? Hey!
-(DOOR OPENS) -Look, this whole entire
Earl?
Pots and pans. To cook your dinner with. Dinner for you.
-Morning, Ed. -Morning, Sid.
just alone out here in the cold.
That's Fran's mastodon surprise. Out here in the wilderness!
-Ta-da! -(BABY AND EARL SCREAMING)
to back up his threat.
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