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-Because of me? -Well, because of a lot of things.
I don't know where my family went.
No, I'm not.
Well, uh, I got a wife and a family.
-How was your day, dear? -Compared to what, Fran?
Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families.
-None taken. -And what do they do for you?
MAN: (ON TV) Show us what's coming up next?
You support them, you give them all of your money,
How you doin'?
The right thing to do.
I'm saved! Oh!
Don't you touch that remote control.
(SIGHS) Sinclair, you dog.
-Mmm-hmm. -...and dinner was trying to escape,
-Do we know each other? -Yeah, we know each other.
-But, sir... -Thank me!
Hey, could we get Connie DeSalvo? 'Cause I could be motivated
But to tell you the truth, my family is all that listens to me.
-Am I at work? -No.
Ow!
Noah: How in the hell have this could happen:
(CHUCKLES)
except not with this company.
Compared to walking off a cliff? Falling 10,000 feet,
going to school concept doesn't work and isn't gonna last, okay?
there's something I want. It's unbelievable
There used to be a tree here, and I lived in it with my family.
about the virtues of family life, but... Oh, jeez, you're killing me, Fran.
I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll set the table.
I wouldn't need a family.