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Yes, sir, Mr. Richfield, and I put him down for a raise in salary.
So, Mom, stop me if I'm being, like, insensitive or anything,
because now, without your family, you're wild and untamed and free.
(GROANS) Oh, oh! Whoa! I'm on the floor.
And it says how much I make.
but take me on, you do. Mano a mano. One on one.
And, uh, your apology would go, how?
Ask me about my day.
but I don't give a damn about your day.
Twenty years you work here, I never would've figured
-How you doing? -Glad to know you.
after my family spends every cent I've got.
I went back to the forest to see if we were right.
such enormous possibilities, as long as there's nothing in there.
-Oh, the baby, oh, the baby, baby... -Hey, Fran, take a look at this.
Your mother was cooking dinner as usual...
daddy dinosaurs and mommy dinosaurs started getting married
Ow! I knew it.
Look, just eat me and get it over with, will you?
The rocks are my pillows, and my blanket is the freezing air.
-Why? -Because your mother makes me.
And I got to treat you with respect and deference?
where I have to spend all my money on nothing I get?
-Oh, no, no, no, I meant no gun, sir. -...must be prepared
So, you got no alternative but to look me in the eye and say...
Small price to pay for the freedom to do whatever I want.
Says here you don't apply yourself. Says here you've got potential.
Uh... Or not.
Jeez, it's cold!