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Well, some dinosaurs wondered if they were doing the right thing.
of your father and me as a couple of old dinosaurs, huh?
-What do you mean? -Well, if I was a big dinosaur like you
(SCOFFS)
-to study with her. -Come on, Earl.
Charlene, we feel the same way about this little egg
Just come out with your hands up and offer me your meaty portions
Exactly the same price as a 90-inch television, Fran.
-Hi, Daddy. How was your day? -Not a dime, Charlene.
and pick out my eyes? It's a tie. Give me a beer.
and pick out my eyes? It's a tie. Give me a beer.
Are you a happy dinosaur, Earl?
-What's that? -A 90-inch television set.
(EARL SCREAMS)
Well, have you held it up to the light yet?
where my spirit belongs and my soul longs to be.
-That's debatable. -No, it's not. I dated one in high school.
because if this is the year 60,000,003, why is next year 60,000,002?
-And why not? -Well, he's...
-(CHANGES CHANNEL) -(CREATURE SCREECHING)
Frances, nothing that happened in your little day
Yeah, and I've done you a favor there, Rizzic,
Getting married, having a wife and kids, and not eating them?
just because he's not working up to his potential.
Well, then one day, not very long ago,
Cavemen are all the rage with the little ones, right, sweetheart?
Potential.
I'm 43 years old. I haven't been to Europe.
this egg isn't a dud. It happens. It happens all the time.
Everybody listens to you, right?