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Phil's always, like, “Don't touch my stuff. Don't touch my stuff.”
When I finished high school, all I had was $3 in my pocket. So what did I do? I bought a house, a car, and started a family. And the other $2 went into my savings.
All right, ease on down.
[Laughs]
[ Jase ] So much for the duck calls.
My dad never comes to the warehouse. I mean, never.
[ Phil ] That looked like my chair.
Hey, you about to lose your cup.
Okay? But when it comes to me, he's my nephew.
[Willie ] 'Cause no matter how dumb an idea is...
We're in modern times.
I do have hoarding tendencies.
But that doesn't pay the bills.
That's right.
Come and get it.
[Willie ] Willie the C.E.O. loves to work...
He was like fat guy in a little coat?
However, we need a refurbishing of it.
Watch the extension. There you go.
Kay, it's out of control.
[ Miss Kay] If he broke that typewriter, he's gonna pay for that.
The first time I went squirrel hunting, I was six years old.
Miss Kay, tell me that was not my chair heading up the road with them hippie girls.
- They blew that sucker to- - Well, speaking of getting rid of things-
What, exactly, is the problem? Why is it taking so long?
Kay, there's so much crap in here, I can't find nothing!